In the thickening fog of updates, scrolls, and broadcast blasts—amid a thousand flickering timelines that seem to scream, "Stay informed!"—the average savvy citizen of the so-called "developed world" truly believes they're in the loop. They know the hashtags. They've got a sense of what Zelensky said last week. They follow journalists who flew to Donbas. They can name the current rate hike, the latest environmental summit, and even the recent crypto crash.